When the BrownDispatcher fells like everything fails, he may try
the ASS_KICKING style.
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BIG_BROWN -
Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
A brown of enought size to be considered nor standard neither a
Mega Brown, for example when a PM decides to use
a lot of Java API's only because he fells it must be a great idea no matter the project.
Basic class of the package
it is mainly used to create, dispatch,
eat, resolve and in last term represent the
killing of brown's all across the IT world.
An instance from this class represents a Browned
Implementation , it may be on any given language
and may or may not work aproppiately but most
times it will be internally coded as if
a big Gorilla with a socket full of sand would have
hit the keyboard repeatedly.
This method takes a Brown and dispatches it somewhere else
providing some peace to those originally involved with and,
at the same time creating havoc somewhere else.
ExternalBrownEaters objects are
created from this class, which provides
basic functionality for eating browns
without the need of internal coorporative
suffering.
The InternalBrownResolver class identifies a BrownEater working
within a company, they are extremally valuable object which are
usually overloaded with work usually provoked by BrownOriginator within
a company.
A browner who is so specialized in generating
browns that it's level of specialization
allow not only for browning everyone involved
with the project but also their families, friends and
other poor people arround them.
Method invoked when a BigFatBrowner starts using IT related
acronyms like the BigFatBrowner he is, without making any sense
of it and anoying anyone really aware of those acronyms.
A WorldWideBrowner identifies a Browner who works
overseas, usually in countries not fully developed
or in places where labor laws allow for a lower
retribution or lower social care.