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A

ASS_KICKING - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.DispatchingStyle
When the BrownDispatcher fells like everything fails, he may try the ASS_KICKING style.

B

BIG_BROWN - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
A brown of enought size to be considered nor standard neither a Mega Brown, for example when a PM decides to use a lot of Java API's only because he fells it must be a great idea no matter the project.
BigFatBrowner - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
A browner who can generate browns at a extremely elevated rate.
BigFatBrowner() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BigFatBrowner
 
Brown - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
Basic class of the package it is mainly used to create, dispatch, eat, resolve and in last term represent the killing of brown's all across the IT world.
Brown(String, int) - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
Build a non-solved brown from a given name and size.
brownAndForget() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
What are you talking about?
brownAndRun() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
When this Browner is supposed to Brown someone or something and dissapear leaving no trace behind, this is the right method to call.
BrownDispatcher - Interface in com.consultoriajava.browneater
BrownDispatcher provides basic functionality for dispatching browns to folks, customers and people alike.
BrownEater - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
Instances of this class have the ability to eat browns at the cost of increasing the ammount of stress generated.
BrownEater() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownEater
 
BrownedImplementation - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
An instance from this class represents a Browned Implementation , it may be on any given language and may or may not work aproppiately but most times it will be internally coded as if a big Gorilla with a socket full of sand would have hit the keyboard repeatedly.
BrownedImplementation(String) - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownedImplementation
 
BrownedSpecification - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
Represents a Specification browned by definition.
BrownedSpecification(String) - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownedSpecification
 
Browner - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
All the browners inherit from this class, objects created from this class has the ability to Brown every single being arround them.
Browner() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner
 
BrownerIdentifier - Interface in com.consultoriajava.browneater
Person or entity with the ability to identify a Browner from a given object.
BrownerNotTrusted - Exception in com.consultoriajava.browneater
 
BrownerNotTrusted(String) - Constructor for exception com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownerNotTrusted
 
BrownerYetUndercoverException - Exception in com.consultoriajava.browneater
 
BrownerYetUndercoverException(String) - Constructor for exception com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownerYetUndercoverException
 
BrownOriginator - Interface in com.consultoriajava.browneater
A BrownOriginator is the source of a Brown, a BrownOriginator can generate browns and return them to those who work arround him.
BrownOverflowException - Exception in com.consultoriajava.browneater
This exception identifies an Exception launched when a Brown is bigger than the size that could be handled by a given Object
BrownOverflowException(String) - Constructor for exception com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownOverflowException
 
BrownRelatedException - Exception in com.consultoriajava.browneater
This is the superclass for all the Browns hanging from this API's
BrownRelatedException(String) - Constructor for exception com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownRelatedException
 

C

com.consultoriajava.browneater - package com.consultoriajava.browneater
This package provides the basic classes and interfaces needed to work with the browneater world.
com.consultoriajava.browneater.example - package com.consultoriajava.browneater.example
Package with working examples of this API.
com.consultoriajava.browneater.international - package com.consultoriajava.browneater.international
All the information related with software factories placed in other countries is located here.
criticizePartners() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BigFatBrowner
Used to put the blame on anyone except himself
criticizePartners() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.MexicoDFBrowner
 
criticizePartners() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.TajMajalBrowner
 

D

disappearAndGiveNoReasonAboutIt() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.MexicoDFBrowner
 
disappearAndGiveNoReasonAboutIt() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.TajMajalBrowner
 
disappearAndGiveNoReasonAboutIt() - Method in interface com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.WorldWideBrowner
 
dispatchBrown(Brown) - Method in interface com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownDispatcher
This method takes a Brown and dispatches it somewhere else providing some peace to those originally involved with and, at the same time creating havoc somewhere else.
DispatchingStyle - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
This class holds values to indicate the dispatching style used by a Brown dispatcher.
DispatchingStyle() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.DispatchingStyle
 

E

eatBrown(Brown) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownEater
Method called when a Brown is supposed to be solved and killed or at least hibernated.
eatBrown(Brown) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.ExternalBrownResolver
 
eatBrown(Brown) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.InternalBrownResolver
 
expandBrown(Brown) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner
 
expandBrown(Brown) - Method in interface com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownOriginator
Allows for the expansion of a brown.
ExternalBrownResolver - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
ExternalBrownEaters objects are created from this class, which provides basic functionality for eating browns without the need of internal coorporative suffering.
ExternalBrownResolver() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.ExternalBrownResolver
 

F

fireEveryone() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
Fire everyone working in the project, this method is usually called when the MotherFuckerBrowner fells like there is a big complot against him.

G

generateBrown(String, int) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner
This method should be called when the Browner is up to generate a new Brown, the created brown will be returned to the calling method.
generateBrown(String, int) - Method in interface com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownOriginator
This method is invoked everytime a BrownOriginator creates a Brown
generateBrown(BrownedSpecification) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.MexicoDFBrowner
 
generateBrown(BrownedSpecification) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.TajMajalBrowner
 
generateLousyTranslations() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.MexicoDFBrowner
 
generateLousyTranslations() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.TajMajalBrowner
 
generateLousyTranslations() - Method in interface com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.WorldWideBrowner
Any given WorldWideBrowner can generate a Lousy translation, implementation will vary from country to country.
getName() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
 
getName() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner
Retrieve the name of a Browner if the browner has been already identified.
getSize() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
 
getStress() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownEater
Return the numeric value of the acummulated stress

H

HARD - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.DispatchingStyle
If things gets hard, BrownDispatchers start using Hard Style
HASTA_LA_VISTA_BABY - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.DispatchingStyle
Used to dispatch a Brown we really, really dont want to come back.
hibernate() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
Deprecated. The use of this method is not recomended as the Brown usually comes back stronger and healthier when re-activated.

I

identifyBrowner(Object) - Method in interface com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownerIdentifier
This method allows the identification a given Browner from a given object
identifyBrowner(Object) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.ExternalBrownResolver
 
identifyBrowner(Object) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.InternalBrownResolver
 
increaseStress() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownEater
Artificially raises the stress of the brown eater
InternalBrownResolver - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
The InternalBrownResolver class identifies a BrownEater working within a company, they are extremally valuable object which are usually overloaded with work usually provoked by BrownOriginator within a company.
InternalBrownResolver() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.InternalBrownResolver
 
isAlreadySolvingAnotherBrown() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.InternalBrownResolver
Indicates if a InternalBrownResolver is already solving another
isHibernated() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
 
isSolved() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
 

K

kissBossesAsses() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BigFatBrowner
Used to give an implementation to the ass-kissing behaviour

L

LousyTranslation - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater.international
A translation performed in such a manner that really grind's anyone gears, specially when performed in non developed countries.
LousyTranslation() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.LousyTranslation
 

M

main(String[]) - Static method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.example.MainBrownExample
 
MainBrownExample - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater.example
Small example to show the way this specification works.
MainBrownExample() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.example.MainBrownExample
 
MEGA_BROWN - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
An special brown, i.e. when someone cuts down the budget of a proyect to 50% of the expected cost.
MexicoDFBrowner - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater.international
 
MexicoDFBrowner() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.MexicoDFBrowner
 
MINI_BROWN - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
A small brown, for example when someone codes a class with 40 methods and 30 attributes.
MotherFuckerBrowner - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater
A browner who is so specialized in generating browns that it's level of specialization allow not only for browning everyone involved with the project but also their families, friends and other poor people arround them.
MotherFuckerBrowner() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
 

N

negotiateCosts() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.ExternalBrownResolver
The ExternalBrownResolver negotiates his salary with Management using this method.
neverAdmitOwnErrors() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
My decision was correct, the error was on the IT market that values more functionality over beautifull icons, NERDS!
NON_LUBRICATED - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.DispatchingStyle
Ouch!
NON_LUBRICATED_BROWN - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
A non expected brown that takes you undercover too far away from your bottle of vaseline.

P

placeAssHoleAsPM() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
MotherFuckerBrowners have the ability to place especially unskilled people as project managers.
preventBrowning() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner
This method is usually called when a BrownIdentifier is trying to prevent a Browner from Browning any other people.
provokePartner() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
 

R

reBrown() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
Remember when you said "That problem wont happen again, don't document it"?
reduceStress() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BrownEater
Artificially reduces the stress of the BrownEater

S

sayAlwaysYesToClient() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner
Yes, we can code that in two months, and it will find the solutions for all known classes of cancer and cook your dinner at the same time.
setAlreadySolvingAnotherBrown(boolean) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.InternalBrownResolver
 
setName(String) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
 
setName(String) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner
Sets the name of a Browner, setting the name of a Browner is a good way of preventing him from generating new Browns.
setSize(int) - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
 
SOFT - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.DispatchingStyle
A soft dispatch.
solve() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
Solving a Brown transforms the evil properties of the Brown, making it harmless.
STANDARD_BROWN - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
A standard brown, the kind of brown you expect to receive when you are supposed to leave the office.

T

TajMajalBrowner - Class in com.consultoriajava.browneater.international
 
TajMajalBrowner() - Constructor for class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.TajMajalBrowner
 

U

useJargonWithOutSense() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BigFatBrowner
Method invoked when a BigFatBrowner starts using IT related acronyms like the BigFatBrowner he is, without making any sense of it and anoying anyone really aware of those acronyms.
useJargonWithOutSense() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.MexicoDFBrowner
 
useJargonWithOutSense() - Method in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.international.TajMajalBrowner
 

W

WORLD_DESTROYER_BROWN - Static variable in class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Brown
A Brown rated like the one related with the Extinction of the Dinosaurs.
WorldWideBrowner - Interface in com.consultoriajava.browneater.international
A WorldWideBrowner identifies a Browner who works overseas, usually in countries not fully developed or in places where labor laws allow for a lower retribution or lower social care.

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