com.consultoriajava.browneater
Class MotherFuckerBrowner

java.lang.Object
  com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner
      com.consultoriajava.browneater.BigFatBrowner
          com.consultoriajava.browneater.MotherFuckerBrowner

All Implemented Interfaces:

BrownOriginator

public class MotherFuckerBrowner
extends BigFatBrowner

A browner who is so specialized in generating browns that it's level of specialization allow not only for browning everyone involved with the project but also their families, friends and other poor people arround them.

Author:

consultoriajava.com

Constructor Summary

MotherFuckerBrowner()

Method Summary

void	brownAndForget() What are you talking about?
void	brownAndRun() When this Browner is supposed to Brown someone or something and dissapear leaving no trace behind, this is the right method to call.
void	fireEveryone() Fire everyone working in the project, this method is usually called when the MotherFuckerBrowner fells like there is a big complot against him.
void	neverAdmitOwnErrors() My decision was correct, the error was on the IT market that values more functionality over beautifull icons, NERDS!
void	placeAssHoleAsPM() MotherFuckerBrowners have the ability to place especially unskilled people as project managers.
void	provokePartner()
void	sayAlwaysYesToClient() Yes, we can code that in two months, and it will find the solutions for all known classes of cancer and cook your dinner at the same time.

Methods inherited from class com.consultoriajava.browneater.BigFatBrowner

criticizePartners, kissBossesAsses, useJargonWithOutSense

Methods inherited from class com.consultoriajava.browneater.Browner

expandBrown, generateBrown, getName, preventBrowning, setName

Methods inherited from class java.lang.Object

equals, getClass, hashCode, notify, notifyAll, toString, wait, wait, wait

Constructor Detail

MotherFuckerBrowner

public MotherFuckerBrowner()

Method Detail

provokePartner

public void provokePartner()

fireEveryone

public void fireEveryone()

Fire everyone working in the project, this method is usually called when the MotherFuckerBrowner fells like there is a big complot against him.

placeAssHoleAsPM

public void placeAssHoleAsPM()

MotherFuckerBrowners have the ability to place especially unskilled people as project managers.

brownAndRun

public void brownAndRun()

When this Browner is supposed to Brown someone or something and dissapear leaving no trace behind, this is the right method to call.

brownAndForget

public void brownAndForget()

What are you talking about?, I did not do that!, It must be a problem caused by the previous Project Manager

sayAlwaysYesToClient

public void sayAlwaysYesToClient()

Yes, we can code that in two months, and it will find the solutions for all known classes of cancer and cook your dinner at the same time.

neverAdmitOwnErrors

public void neverAdmitOwnErrors()

My decision was correct, the error was on the IT market that values more functionality over beautifull icons, NERDS!